Before
the days of the New Jersey State Aquarium, and before the era
of marine mammal conservation and environmental awareness, there
was Aquarama.
Billing
itself as “The Theater of the Sea”, Aquarama opened
its doors in 1962 on South Broad Street, across from where
Veterans Stadium would stand a decade later. Aquarama was in
some ways like an aquarium, and in other ways like a circus.
Fish of every size, shape and color would swim endlessly around
its giant circular glass tank, trained seals would honk out “How
Dry I Am” on a set of bulb horns, and – several
times a day – dolphins would rescue a loud, obnoxious
clown after he lost his balance and belly-flopped into Aquarama’s
murky indoor pool.
Following
the show, patrons could wander out into the concession area
and spend their spare change on souvenirs, or on watching helpless
chickens, ducks and small animals perform humiliating tricks
in tiny coin-operated booths.
Local
TV personality Ed Hurst hosted a popular teen dance show there
every Saturday afternoon. But the biggest star to come out
of Aquarama was its announcer and assistant PR director, a
bright, engaging young man by the name of Gene Hart – who
would of course go on to become Philadelphia’s legendary “Voice
of the Flyers” for three decades and earn a rightful
place in the Hockey Hall of Fame.
By
the late 1960s, however, Philadelphians began to tire of horn-honking
seals, obnoxious belly-flopping clowns and coin-operated animal
torture chambers. Aquarama was doomed. After only 7 years of
existence, Philadelphia’s “Theater of the Sea” quietly
disappeared into the drink in 1969.

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LIBERTY
BELLE: “Good riddance, Aquarama! Charging people
money to see nature’s beautiful creatures exploited
for lowbrow entertainment is a disgrace. I’m glad
places like that don’t exist anymore.”
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SON
OF SWOOP: “They don’t? Have you been to
Delilah’s Den lately?” |
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