The Please Touch Museum

SON OF SWOOP on the Please Touch Museum

“At first, I was excited about the Please Touch Museum, but then I found out it’s a real museum. Apparently it’s some kind of interactive museum for young children. See, with a name like the Please Touch Museum, I thought it was an adult entertainment club – until I touched a hot-looking young mom and she called the security guards. So instead, I guess that what I like best about the Parkway are the sculptures. You know the George Washington monument in the Eakins Oval right in front of the Art Museum? Well, there’s a statue of this awesome naked babe and I am TOTALLY in love with her. And speaking of awesome, how about that Parkway view of the City Hall statue of William Penn? Now that’s a REAL man! Who knew high culture could be this much fun?”