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PAT'S
- KING OF STEAKS
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Steakdom’s eternal question – Pat’s or Geno’s?
The pro-Pat’s WHIZ KIDS weigh in:
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BROTHER
LEE LOVE: “Pat’s is the Original, the King,
and the Gold Standard by which every other Cheese Steak
is measured. It is the Sacred Temple and the Holy Shrine
of the Philadelphia Cheese Steak. There’s Pat’s
and then there’s everyone else. End of story.” |
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OZZARD
OF WHIZ: “Geno’s has awesome signage,
with brilliant neon colors and all. And you know what?
There’s
no better place to admire that signage than from under
the flickering flourescent lights of Pat’s, while
sipping a cherry soda and savoring a Pat’s steak
(upwind from the dripping Cheez Whiz of course).” |
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SOUTH
FILLIE: “Pat’s is the King. Sure Geno’s
is good, but it’s still the runner-up, the sidekick,
the kid brother, the place you go when the line at Pat’s
is too long. Pat’s is Batman, Geno’s is Robin.
Pat’s is Krusty the Clown, Geno’s is Sideshow
Bob. Pat’s is numero uno, Geno’s is Sonny
Bono, Baba Louie, and Garfunkel.” |
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SON
OF SWOOP: “You go to some of these other places and
order a steak, and it takes forever, like you ordered a
freakin’ Peking duck. Pat’s is not only better,
it’s faster – way faster. Pat’s has the
system down. You order a cheese wit’, blink your
eyes, and there it is, waiting for you at the next window
like a long-lost friend.” |
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